poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

dulldrops:

How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

sariagray:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

I looked at this and then thought “Okay, but what’s the formula?”
And then I laughed at myself.

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg